More Points to Ponder !!

** Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

** Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !

** I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

** A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

** Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

** Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

** You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it

** True friends stab you in the front

** Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

** Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

** Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

** Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

** My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

** Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

** Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

** A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

** You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

** It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

** Early to bed,early to rise,your girl goes out with other guys.

** Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

** Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

** Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

** They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.